aries - stop obsessing over kanye
taurus - chill
gemini - whatever fuckin turtle
cancer - don’t name your first born child harold
leo - nice rack
virgo - little dweeb
libra - you remind me of squidward tentacles
scorpio - my dad
sagittarius - you play the piano with your hands not your feet what the fuck is wrong with you
capricorn - that’s enough memes for today
aquarius - probably illegal
pisces - how do dolphins sleep even
Why is everything always my fault?
Mrs. Hudson, though, who lived with years and years of domestic violence….
No one is safe after sundown.
You are not a burden.
You are not a bother.
You enhance the lives of others.
People smile, not groan, when you text them.
i should nOT BE tuRNED ON BY THAT
dropping hints to bae that ur ready
Is Sherlock Watson good enough for you?
I just realized that in this godforsaken scene:
When Sherlock says “I think it could work”
He’s saying ”I think the name Sherlock Watson could work”
And then John, still laughing, realizes what he just heard and does a sort of puzzled look back up at Sherlock:
And Sherlock just:
And in conclusion, we’re not exactly looking at an aborted declaration of love.
Oh god, this hurts so good. I can’t stop feeling over this (>_<)